March 2013 Nail Art Society bag review. Wait...

Yeah you read right - I am indeed reviewing the 2013 Nail Art Society bag. I cancelled but I guess they've become so desperate to keep customers they've stopped accepting cancellations on their site! Don't bother calling - you won't get a real person. Or a return call. Or a return email. You can Facebook them but unless you win the Facebook response lotto that's not looking like a good route for contact either.

The package:
No complaints here, but not for the reason you'd think. Mailer was sealed. Good, good. The usual bubble wrap bag inside - again not taped but it didn't matter this month! Let me show you why:

Contents:

• One package of glitter zebra striped nail polish strips by Nail Fraud. People are reporting seeing these popping up in Dollar Stores. On their site it's 12.00. o.0 
• Stella fimo flowers in peachy orange. 
• 4 art pots containing: purple caviar beads, iridescent green half pearls, fimo apple slices, and flowers in iridescent peachy orange.  

Not.a.single.polish. Nail polish strips. In stripes. Or animal print. Both are looks they've already done and done again. *facepalm*

So rock on - all these things are not like the other ones. I mean look at that array! I'm a talented person and pretty dang good at seeing nail art where others do not but this is a mess. The point of the bag, according to NAS, is to create ONE look. NAS I challenge you to create a decent look with all of this. You didn't even put a cohesive look on your card! Seriously - not even a look featuring the nail polish strips.

The what in the world factor continues when you flip the card over to find out what in the heck kind of look you're going for here and find (and I quote):

3D Freestyle!
We have listened to your suggestions and have dedicated this month to you!!! We want YOU to create the nailart looks!

Allow me to translate. Ahem: "We have no clue what we're doing and know we can't deliver on the promised brands. So we'll try to cover that fact by saying this is what you want!"

Nope. Wrong again - and we actually put this in black and white repeatedly on their page so they KNOW what we want. Honestly I'd be happy with a mini of a Zoya or an OPI (or two heaven forbid) with some updated looks. 

Readers this is it. This is what you can expect from NAS. I can probably safely say this is going to effectively fold this company.

So no look because, well, what can you honestly expect with this?